TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A PHARMACIST - rebuttal
Psh… easy off tops. One-handed, half-second, double-pop-lock top removal is no problem at all (and I don’t even have to bang you on the counter). IYKWIM.10. Pharmacists Rx rated.
9. We do it PRN (as needed).
8. We are patient lovers.
7. We have a long duration of action.
6. Pharmacists do it without breaks.
5. Hospital pharmacists do it on all floors.
4. We find new routes of administration.
3. We like easy off tops.
2. We welcome all 3rd parties.
1. Pharmacists do it over the counter.
